“What if amusement parks from the first half of the 20th Century had the technology to make souvenir t-shirts for their dark rides the way we do today?”

That was the question that inspired these shirt designs. And once I learned that one can now print full color, continuous-tone art on dark fabrics — on demand — things kicked into a higher gear.

I began to imagine how amusement parks would draw upon design trends of their eras to create shirt graphics: “midnite spook show” posters, vintage noir and horror film title cards, retro “flash” (the art applied to dark ride facades), etc. And then I began to think about the names and basic concepts for vintage haunted houses that I know I would have lined up to board.

I am of the opinion that there are no truly ugly babies and no bad dark rides. While I love the groundbreaking mega-budget attractions we have today, I do miss the clankity-clank charm of classic “scary” attractions. We have lost so many.

(Again, these rides and parks never existed. But I do have some ideas for turning these concepts into actual attractions. If you have available real estate and a few million to spare, feel free to contact me.)

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